Tuesday, May 1, 2007
What to ATTEMPT next
As the semester at school comes to a close, I am at a loss as to what to post about... of course, i could always attempt a post about posting, but really, what is the fun in that... How about... the top 10 things to do when you have nothing to do... check back soon for it! (or somthing like it).
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Top 10: Reasons NOT to own a cellphone
10: Because Cellphones cost more than you think-- ringtones, games, wallpapers, cost to text...
9: Because Contract fees are rediculous: $200+ when you need to get a new phone because your old one broke and it is cheaper to go to a new carrier
8: Do you really want to be that accessible that ANYONE can get ahold of you ANYTIME: and mostly during the times you dont want to be interupted
7:Because when your phone breaks its never the phone companies fault... its always you
6: Because they have a "secret moisture strip" inside that tells them if your phone got "wet"
5: Because whenever you drop it in the bathroom, it ALWAYS ends up in the toilet.
4: Because upgrading your phone just changes it to the new "cheap" model.
3: Because you can never seem to find your phone unless you don't need it...
2: Because you will inevitably talk while driving, which has been compared to driving under the influence of alchohol in terms of reaction speeds.
1: And... The number one reason NOT to own a cellphone is: the fact that whenever you need/want to make a call, you have no service or are "roaming" (AKA: it will cost 1000x more to make a call)
9: Because Contract fees are rediculous: $200+ when you need to get a new phone because your old one broke and it is cheaper to go to a new carrier
8: Do you really want to be that accessible that ANYONE can get ahold of you ANYTIME: and mostly during the times you dont want to be interupted
7:Because when your phone breaks its never the phone companies fault... its always you
6: Because they have a "secret moisture strip" inside that tells them if your phone got "wet"
5: Because whenever you drop it in the bathroom, it ALWAYS ends up in the toilet.
4: Because upgrading your phone just changes it to the new "cheap" model.
3: Because you can never seem to find your phone unless you don't need it...
2: Because you will inevitably talk while driving, which has been compared to driving under the influence of alchohol in terms of reaction speeds.
1: And... The number one reason NOT to own a cellphone is: the fact that whenever you need/want to make a call, you have no service or are "roaming" (AKA: it will cost 1000x more to make a call)
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